Still Pinching Yourself? Bears Win? No Way!

Dear Ask Paul B Sports Fans,

Ok. The Bears Won! You still don’t believe it, do you? I sure don’t. I read the newpapers, watched all the ANAL-ysts, heard just about every sports guru dump their collective insults and negativity on those poor guys. I, naturally, thought they were horse bleep as well. What the heck do I know? I loved their acquisitions, and their absolutely non Bears-like spending spree. But who am I to stand in the face of everyone who knows the game, the players, the schedule, the coaches and who does NOT possess the mojo to win even
5 games? Every game they won, I would wait for even a hint of “wow, did I bury a darn good team, or what?” Just about every sports personality conveniently forgot about his/her thrashing of our beloved Bears. I like this team, and I am shocked that they have “overachieved” to get to this date with “The Pack.” I should have known, way back in September, that you can’t just follow those Wildebeasts into the floodwaters to die—you have to make your stand. Believe me, people, I won’t be such a blind follower any longer. As a wise coach
once shrieked after a devastating loss—“The Bears are who we thought they were! We really knew what they were! Now if you want to Crown them, then Crown their Ass!”

Let’s just wait one more game for the “crowing ceremony,” because beating The Pack will be My Super Bowl game.. Who would’ve thunk?

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