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Delivery Driver Gobbles at Turkeys, and They Gobble Back ICYMI

Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:59 pm Cardinal News

A delivery driver on a delivery run on a turkey farm in Essex, England, couldn’t resist making a gobble gobble noise at the turkeys and the turkeys gobbled right back in chorus. Delivery driver 'gobbles' […]

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The New Yorker Cartoons: Signs of the Times, Can’t Stop Gardening, You Get the Wine, Panda, The End Is Near

Sun Jul 26, 2020 11:29 am Cardinal News

For some 95 years, cartoons in The New Yorker magazine have captured the spirit of their times. “Sunday Morning” presents a recent sampling from cartoonists Victoria Roberts, Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby, Jeremy Nguyen, and […]

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Sebastian Maniscalco Posts His Whole Foods Standup Routine — Probably Shows Some of His Best Moves and Voices

Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:47 pm Cardinal News

Maniscalco’s Whole Foods wasn’t available on his official YouTube channel, but it is now (Viewer Discretion for one slightly bad word). Lavendar chips, Argan Oil and more … everything you need to know about Whole […]

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Social Distancing Expert and Comedian Sebastian Maniscalco Shares His Long-Time Experience with Social Distancing

Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:18 pm Cardinal News

“I’ve been practicing social distancing my whole life,” says former Arlington Heights resident and comedic sensation Sebastian Maniscalco (SOME GRAPHIC LANGUAGE). “I’ve been practicing social distancing my entire life.” — Instagram.com/sebastiancomedy “Your comedy has been […]

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Incidental Crime Prevention Tips at the Gas Station at Midnight from Sebastian Maniscalco

Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:08 am Cardinal News

Sebastian Maniscalco’s biggest fear is getting murdered at a gas station mini-mart at midnight while his wife plays Words With Friends. You got to be on high alert when you pull into an unfamiliar gas […]

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Arlington Heights-Born Comedian Living the Dream As Top Standup Comic; and Performing Role As New York Gangster, and “Father of Disco”

Mon Nov 25, 2019 04:00 pm Cardinal News

According to Washington Post writer Tim Greiving, Arlington Heights native Sebastian Maniscalco has capitalized on his face — and his irritability — to become one of the most successful standups in the business. “This guy […]

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Sebastian Maniscalco’s SoulCycle Experience: Spinning Cycle Shoes and Bike 22 | Netflix Is A Joke

Thu Oct 24, 2019 01:18 pm Cardinal News

Sebastian Maniscalco describes his first time trying Soul Cycle and the difference between his side of the family and his wife’s side. Once again Sebastian Maniscalco tells it like it is, and his sharing of […]

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Sebastian Maniscalco Explains the Difference Between Jewish Families and Italian Families Dining at a Restaurant

Tue Oct 15, 2019 01:23 pm Cardinal News

Sebastian Maniscalco returns to The Tonight Show with jokes about his experiences eating out at restaurants with his wife and in-laws. Working his way to becoming a star comedian, Sebastian Maniscalco worked in restaurants. He […]

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Back to School? Doing Something Like This Will Make It Much Easier for the Kids to Want to Go Back

Wed Aug 14, 2019 05:29 am Cardinal News

Mom notices the oven door squeaks just like the riff from Usher’s “Yeah!” ft. Lil Jon, Ludacris. Mom starts dancing and shows she has the moves while her daughter, sitting nearby in the kitchen, cringes […]

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Arlington Heights Native and Star Comedian Sebastian Maniscalco Guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday Night August 5, 2019

Mon Aug 5, 2019 11:06 pm Cardinal News

(MON AUG 5 2019 ~11:15 PM) Sebastian Maniscalco talks about traveling with his dad, his love of eating, trying to make his daughter laugh, being in the movie The Irishman, performing in front of Al […]

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True or False? A Monkey Can Browse Instagram; Is This Proof?

Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:24 pm Cardinal News

Footage of an ape using a smartphone while curiously scrolling through Instagram shows the phrase ‘even a monkey can do it’ might be a little dated. No background information here, but this video from Khabree […]

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CBS Sunday Morning Features Rolling Meadows High School Grad Sebastian Maniscalco — Now Top 10 Earning Comedian in World

Wed Jul 25, 2018 09:39 pm Cardinal News

Mark Strassmann talks with Sebastian Maniscalco, author of the bestselling “Stay Hungry,” about what is at the heart of his humor: his very colorful family. Sebastian Maniscalco grew up in Arlington Heights and graduated from […]

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Keep ‘Em Laughing: Sebastian Maniscalco; CBS Sunday Morning Explains the Life and Family of One of the Best New Comedians in a Long Time

Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:59 pm Cardinal News

At age 44, comedian Sebastian Maniscalco has turned his personal gripes with everyday life into a career, as one of standup comedy’s breakthrough performers. His style is a unique blend of two of his early […]

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Female Stand-Up Comics Appearing at Chicago Improv Comedy Club, Woodfield, October 12, 2017

Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:07 am Cardinal News

Kelsie Huff on Windy City Live. A group of female stand-up comics known as “the Kates” regularly perform stand up comedy at The Book Cellar in Lincoln Square. Next month, they will be performing at […]

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Ostrich Chases Cyclists on Road in Cape of Good Hope in South Africa

Tue Mar 8, 2016 06:45 am Cardinal News

An ostrich keeps up with cyclists traveling 30 miles per hour on a road in Cape of Good Hope in South Africa as the cyclist with the camera on board is heard laughing. Video by […]

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