New DIRECTV Giraffe Commercial: No Pain, No Pain Exercise by Electrodes; Epic Win

Peek inside Gregor’s gym of opulence. Where he pushes the limit with his muscle machine and solid gold fitness gear. Even his tiny giraffe must stay fit on the mini treadmill.

Check out the large Olympic weightlifter hooked to Gregor by some sort of reverse EMG machine. Weightlifter takes all the pain and Gregor gets all the gain.

“I’m epic win.” The opulence gym, complete with miniature giraffe running on miniature gold treadmill, bodyguards, eye candy girls, an exercise physiologist scientifically controlling Gregor’s bulging biceps muscles, Olympic weightlifter, gold barbell and a spotter.

Much inspirational.

No pain, no pain.