Lindsay Who? Lohan Sues ETRADE: Taking Care of the Market Wolfstyle … That Milkaholic Lindsay Wasn’t Over?

Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. Lohan wants $100 million for her pain and suffering,


Actress Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E*Trade for 100 million dollars claiming the ETRADE commercial about a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay is based on her.

Lohan’s been arrested in the past on cocaine and DUI charges …
Lindsay Lohan was issued a summons for driving under the influence in May 2007. The Beverly Hills Sheriff’s Department received a call around 5:30 a.m. Saturday May 26 2007 about a driver who had lost control of a black Mercedes at the corner of Sunset Boulevard. and Foothill Drive.

Lindsay Lohan similarities: Man stealer (wasn’t she gay?), Alcoholic/milkaholic?

See also …
The Cardinal Violation of Probation (DUI): Arrest Warrant Issued for Lindsay Lohan

The Cardinal Drunk Driving: Lindsay Lohan Charged with DUI in the Early Morning Hours, Saturday