Why Girls Ignore Guys: A Geek’s Clash with the Attractive Girls Union

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Talks With Mike Greenman

AGU: Attractive Girls Union Negotiations with Mike Greenman.

“… in most case he would have at least gotten a fake phone number by now.”

Sources say an AGU member that gave the cold shoulder was “hot enough to be a model.”

Mike Greenman does five to six pushups per night.

According to the AGU, he must stop laughing at his own jokes.