Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. Lohan wants $100 million for her pain and suffering,

Actress Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E*Trade for 100 million dollars claiming the ETRADE commercial about a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay is based on her.

Lohan’s been arrested in the past on cocaine and DUI charges …
Lindsay Lohan was issued a summons for driving under the influence in May 2007. The Beverly Hills Sheriff’s Department received a call around 5:30 a.m. Saturday May 26 2007 about a driver who had lost control of a black Mercedes at the corner of Sunset Boulevard. and Foothill Drive.

Lindsay Lohan similarities: Man stealer (wasn’t she gay?), Alcoholic/milkaholic?

See also …
The Cardinal Violation of Probation (DUI): Arrest Warrant Issued for Lindsay Lohan

The Cardinal Drunk Driving: Lindsay Lohan Charged with DUI in the Early Morning Hours, Saturday

Black Card ‘Back in Black’ (2 Minute Commercial)…

Hundreds, er thousands, of high school and college boys, who probably have not been invited to hold The Centurion Card or Black Card, are certain to enjoy this commercial — including the cool black helicopter, model/actress Donna Feldman, and a cool motorcycle. Oh … and a cool James Bond-like black speed boat.

The Black Card, which is formally known as the Centurion Card, was introduced in 1999. American Express’s strict eligibility criteria are unknown, but cardholders are required to pay an annual fee, which was $2,500 in the United States in 2009, and and a one-time initiation fee, which was $5,000 for the first year. The BLACK CARD website currently lists a $495 annual fee.

According to Black Card membership, the card made of carbon is limited to ensure the highest caliber of personal service is provided to every Cardmember. That’s about 1% of United States residents. A 24-hour Concierge Service is ready to assist cardholders with personal, business and travel needs.

Our Exclusive Rewards Program provides 1% cash back on all purchases or superior mileage redemption on any airline with no blackouts or restrictions. Cardholders also receive VIP access to over 600 airport lounges worldwide.

Black Card members enjoy complete peace of mind. The Black Card is accepted globally in over 170 countries and provides Zero Liability protection against unauthorized purchases.

See the E*TRADE Baby and his buddy Mike (a terrible dancer) enjoy a first-class red-eye flight home from a bachelor party, while the E*TRADE machine works its techno-magic. Upgrade to first-class investing technology. At E*TRADE. Visit etrade.com.

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Vizio – Forge

After the big game, the YouTube community The Cardinal decided on FORGE VIZIO as the best commercial. The winning commercial voted by YouTube users will run on the YouTube home page on February 18th. The Cardinal’s favorite is posted here now. And below? Maybe The Cardinal’s favorite, and maybe not. But it is the all-time most memorable Super Bowl commercial: Apple Computer 1984 commercial.

Apple Computer 1984 Super Bowl commercial.

YouTube AdBlitz promotion.

The E*TRADE Baby talks to his buddy Frank about his retirement plan and how it doesn’t take luck, you just need a plan.

E*TRADE Financial Corporation (NASDAQ: ETFC) is a financial services company based in New York City, United States. It is a holding company, the major business of which is an online discount stock brokerage service for self-directed investors. Investors can buy and sell securities such as stocks, bonds, options, mutual funds, and exchange-traded funds via electronic trading platforms or by phone via E*TRADE Mobile Pro. The company also offers banking and lending products such as checking and savings accounts, money market accounts, certificates of deposit, and credit cards. E*TRADE is regulated and licensed by FINRA.

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The Budweiser Clydesdales with narrator Ed McMahon featuring the Here Comes The King song Budweiser commercial.