Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. Lohan wants $100 million for her pain and suffering,

Actress Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E*Trade for 100 million dollars claiming the ETRADE commercial about a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay is based on her.

Lohan’s been arrested in the past on cocaine and DUI charges …
Lindsay Lohan was issued a summons for driving under the influence in May 2007. The Beverly Hills Sheriff’s Department received a call around 5:30 a.m. Saturday May 26 2007 about a driver who had lost control of a black Mercedes at the corner of Sunset Boulevard. and Foothill Drive.

Lindsay Lohan similarities: Man stealer (wasn’t she gay?), Alcoholic/milkaholic?

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The Cardinal Violation of Probation (DUI): Arrest Warrant Issued for Lindsay Lohan

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Rihanna was the centre of attention at the Echo Awards in Berlin – she arrived in a plunging green jumpsuit and then performed a raunchy dance routine with a large robot. Robbie Williams, Sade, The Gossip and Kesha (‘TiK ToK’) also entertained the crowds.

ECHO is a German music award granted every year by the Deutsche Phono-Akademie (an association of recording companies). Each year’s winner is determined by the previous year’s sales. The Echo Deutscher Musikpreis is the successor to the Deutscher Schallplattenpreis (German Record Awards).

Robbie Williams won Best International Male Artist, Lady Gaga won Best International Female Artist, Depeche Mode won best International Group. Single of the Year: Lady Gaga ‘Poker Face’

KE$HA ‘TiK ToK’

After a smoke in a side room off of the White House Presidential Suite, President Barack Obama snuggles with Michelle and falls asleep. But not for long. Barack Obama gets a surprise visit in the night from ex-Presidents Bush Sr. (41), Bush Jr., Clinton, Ford, Reagan and Carter to get a few pointers about the Consumer Financial Protection Agency and why it’s so important.

Wait until you recognize who plays Ronald Reagan.

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Black Card ‘Back in Black’ (2 Minute Commercial)…

Hundreds, er thousands, of high school and college boys, who probably have not been invited to hold The Centurion Card or Black Card, are certain to enjoy this commercial — including the cool black helicopter, model/actress Donna Feldman, and a cool motorcycle. Oh … and a cool James Bond-like black speed boat.

The Black Card, which is formally known as the Centurion Card, was introduced in 1999. American Express’s strict eligibility criteria are unknown, but cardholders are required to pay an annual fee, which was $2,500 in the United States in 2009, and and a one-time initiation fee, which was $5,000 for the first year. The BLACK CARD website currently lists a $495 annual fee.

According to Black Card membership, the card made of carbon is limited to ensure the highest caliber of personal service is provided to every Cardmember. That’s about 1% of United States residents. A 24-hour Concierge Service is ready to assist cardholders with personal, business and travel needs.

Our Exclusive Rewards Program provides 1% cash back on all purchases or superior mileage redemption on any airline with no blackouts or restrictions. Cardholders also receive VIP access to over 600 airport lounges worldwide.

Black Card members enjoy complete peace of mind. The Black Card is accepted globally in over 170 countries and provides Zero Liability protection against unauthorized purchases.

Sting is scheduled to do a greatest hits set — Police favorites (“Every Little Thing She Does is Magic,” “Every Breath You Take, ”“Roxanne,” “Next To You,” ) and solo material (“Desert Rose,“ Englishman in New York,” “Fragile,” “Russians,” “If I Ever Lose My Faith in You,” “Fields of Gold,” ) – with the backing of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Steven Mercurio.

The North America tour is scheduled to perform at Ravinia Festival in Highland Park July 17-18, 2010.

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CHICAGO-BASED ROCK AND SOUL OUTFIT TO PLAY THE METROPOLIS PERFORMING ARTS CENTRE IN ARLINGTON HEIGHTS

Feb 11, 2010 Chicago, IL ­ — Platetectonic Music and NoVo Arts, Inc are proud to announce that Poi Dog Pondering will be playing two very special shows at the intimate Metropolis Performing Arts Centre in Arlington Heights, IL on February 26th & 27th. Visual artist Marco Ferrari will join the band for both performances.

Known as “The little big band with the strong back and supple/stubborn heart,” Poi Dog Pondering has been following its intuition for over 25 years. From bohemian street buskers to impossible to market major label sacrificial lambs, PDP has ripened into staunchly independent musical voyagers. They have let every sound that has excited them flow through their music and flood it with ever changing colors: rock and soul; orchestral, acoustic and electronic textures; Americana, disco and international music. All styles are threaded along the way with lyrics that embrace the beauty and pain that life can bring.

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